Now, you too can help build The Great Wall of America.

Be a proud member of the team that will build the greatest wall the world has ever seen, built with genuine American made parts and assembled by proud domestic laborers. But you must act quickly before this fantastic opportunity slips away.

No taxpayer money will be used to finance this project. All costs are funded by generous Americans who have agreed to donate their time and money to bring this magnificent project to fruition. Time is running out if you wish to be a part of this great American endeavor.

We are only 5.7 billion dollars away from reaching our funding goal so you must act now before this once in a lifetime opportunity slips away, forever. Your name will be permanently etched into the wall at key viewing points, immortalizing your contribution to this great effort.

It will be beyond belief, but more importantly, there was no collusion. Everybody knows there was no collusion.