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I'm outside my comfort zone so often these days that when I'm in my comfort zone, I feel uncomfortable.

Masochists have more fun.


I started taking Viagra a few months ago. It's been a tremendous boon to my doggle.


I've been a bottom feeder most of my life. I'm not ashamed of it. Never forget, scum always rises to the top.

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