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I'm outside my comfort zone so often these days that when I'm in my comfort zone, I feel uncomfortable.


Masochists have more fun.

Underneath my gruff, crusty exterior theres an even gruffier, crustier interior.

I started taking Viagra a few months ago. It's been a tremendous boon to my doggle.

What I lack in skill, I make up for with lethargy.


To anti-vaxxers I say, go get your own planet, because you're not entitled to live on this one. And if you're lucky enough to find one that's flat, more power to you.

I've been a bottom feeder most of my life. I'm not ashamed of it. Never forget, scum always rises to the top.

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