Ballistic Doturds (sic)

These guys make Genghis Khan look like an underachiever.

They possess the most potent weapons ever unleashed upon mankind. Capable of defiling entire populations of nubile young women, worldwide. Guaranteed to wreak havoc upon civilization and our progeny for countless eons to come.

In the final cataclysmic battle between good and evil, whose hair will prevail?

I'm encouraged by the fact that Trump looks a lot younger with Jong-Un's hair style and Jong-Un looks much more cuddly with Trump's 'do. I think these world leaders might be able to find some grounds for compromise here, but the outcome is best determined at a neutral styling salon, beyond the sphere of influence of either man, in an unaligned nation, somewhere around the Seychelles.