Jeff Bezos 2.0
Now that I've turned day to day operations over to my competent staff, I've decided to take on a new, out of
this world challenge. Yes, the Moon and Mars. Emboldened with the success of Blue Origin, I've set my sights even higher.
We put Amazon on the map with our revolutionary E-Reader. We'll do it again with our new Space-Reader. Blue Origin has teamed up with SpaceX to launch thousands of mini-satellites in low earth orbit, each controlled by our patented Space-Reader. Now you can look into outer space or peer down at your own home from 200 miles up in orbit. With just a few, easy to use clicks on the Space-Reader control pad, you can look around at any angle and zoom in to your heart's content at any time, day or night at anything on the earth's surface or in the sky above. Hours of fun, right there in your hands.
Once I've made another 200 billion on my newest venture, we'll be colonizing the Moon and Mars. Unfortunately, Amazon Prime same day delivery to Mars won't be available right away, but be assured, we're working on it.
We put Amazon on the map with our revolutionary E-Reader. We'll do it again with our new Space-Reader. Blue Origin has teamed up with SpaceX to launch thousands of mini-satellites in low earth orbit, each controlled by our patented Space-Reader. Now you can look into outer space or peer down at your own home from 200 miles up in orbit. With just a few, easy to use clicks on the Space-Reader control pad, you can look around at any angle and zoom in to your heart's content at any time, day or night at anything on the earth's surface or in the sky above. Hours of fun, right there in your hands.
Once I've made another 200 billion on my newest venture, we'll be colonizing the Moon and Mars. Unfortunately, Amazon Prime same day delivery to Mars won't be available right away, but be assured, we're working on it.