The Supreme Court Couture

Did you ever ask yourself, what do those judges wear under their robes, when seated behind that ornate raised bench?

Sitting up there, year in, year out, gets tedious. A majority of the justices have found that crotchless silk panties, fishnet stockings with garter belts (red or black preferred) and high heels are the go to undergarments among these veteran judges (a 6 to 3 decision, in an exclusively gender biased ruling), who wear this lingerie to help keep the juices flowing while slogging through yet another dull day of approving corporate welfare programs.

Brett Kavanaugh, however, also keeps a cold keg handy.