Knee Jerk Academy

Taking a knee is just so yesterday. Learn how to give a knee from the experts. You too can subdue and murder suspects without even taking your hands out of your pockets. Learn firsthand from the renowned authority, former officer Derek Chauvin and his crew members (once they've finished their sentences sometime after the year 2070).

Headquartered in the friendly city of Minneapolis Minnesota, we offer real life opportunities to practice our techniques with affiliated law enforcement agencies all across America.

Now accepting applications for fall semester.

Register now, openings are filling fast.